Italian Joke

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind is shocked when she hears one of the men say, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"Who wants to hear about your sexual escapades?!?" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."