One Special Pig
A man goes to visit an old friend who lives in the country. Upon arriving he sees a pig walking around with only three legs. This odd sight peaked his curiosity, of course, so after catching up on old times he asks his friend about the pig:
"I noticed a pig earlier that only had three legs, but what happened to the poor animal," he asks.
"Let me tell you a story," starts his friend. "Last fall when I was plowing the South Field I accidentally got the plow caught up in some brush, couldn't break it loose so I crawled under it to cut away the vines. Just then the damn thing fell on me, pinned me to the ground. I'd still be there if it weren't fer that pig, he come running out there and started digging and rootin' till he could pull me outta there, saved my life I tell ya."
"Well that is an amazing story but I must've missed something because I still don't understand how he lost his leg," the man replied.
His farmer friend went on: "Why just this past spring I went out to feed the chickens one night and slipped on something and fell right on my butt. My lantern went flying and set the whole damn place on fire. I was chokin' and lost in the smoke and just knew I was gonna die when I heard that pig squealin' and rammin' till he knocked the door down and dragged me out, saved my life I tell ya!"
His friend thought for a moment and said, "Well that's an interesting story but it still doesn't explain what happened to his leg."
The farmer continued. "Well, just this last week, all the sheep over there got into a frenzy due to some noise or something and started running towards the house at breakneck speed. They trampled over the fences, over the bushes and were just about to run over the children when all of a sudden, this here pig was able to intercept the entire herd and get the sheep to turn around...just like in that movie! Saved my children's lives, I tell ya!"
His friend, impatient and confused at this point, exclaims, "That still doesn't explain what happened to the pig's leg!"
The farmer stares at him dumbfounded and explains:
"Look. When you got a pig like that, you just can't eat him all at once!"
"I noticed a pig earlier that only had three legs, but what happened to the poor animal," he asks.
"Let me tell you a story," starts his friend. "Last fall when I was plowing the South Field I accidentally got the plow caught up in some brush, couldn't break it loose so I crawled under it to cut away the vines. Just then the damn thing fell on me, pinned me to the ground. I'd still be there if it weren't fer that pig, he come running out there and started digging and rootin' till he could pull me outta there, saved my life I tell ya."
"Well that is an amazing story but I must've missed something because I still don't understand how he lost his leg," the man replied.
His farmer friend went on: "Why just this past spring I went out to feed the chickens one night and slipped on something and fell right on my butt. My lantern went flying and set the whole damn place on fire. I was chokin' and lost in the smoke and just knew I was gonna die when I heard that pig squealin' and rammin' till he knocked the door down and dragged me out, saved my life I tell ya!"
His friend thought for a moment and said, "Well that's an interesting story but it still doesn't explain what happened to his leg."
The farmer continued. "Well, just this last week, all the sheep over there got into a frenzy due to some noise or something and started running towards the house at breakneck speed. They trampled over the fences, over the bushes and were just about to run over the children when all of a sudden, this here pig was able to intercept the entire herd and get the sheep to turn around...just like in that movie! Saved my children's lives, I tell ya!"
His friend, impatient and confused at this point, exclaims, "That still doesn't explain what happened to the pig's leg!"
The farmer stares at him dumbfounded and explains:
"Look. When you got a pig like that, you just can't eat him all at once!"
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