The Three Inch Man...

A man walks into a bar and asks for 2 shots for him and his buddy.

The bartender says, "Do you want them both now, or do you want me to wait til your buddy gets here first?"

The guy says, "Oh I want them both now, I've got my best buddy in my pocket right here."

He then pulls out a three inch man and puts him on the table.

The bartender was astonished. "Do you mean to say he can drink a whole drink?"

"Sure, he can drink it all. Pour it on."

Sure enough, the bartender watches in amazement as the little guy drinks down two full shots.

"That's amazing. Can he walk?"

The guy flicks a coin and says, "Hey, Trevor, go get the coin, ok?" The three inch man runs off after it.

"Unreal. Can he do anything else? Can he talk?"

"Of course, he can," the man replied turning to his three inch friend:

"Hey Trevor! tell The bartender about the time you called that witch doctor a good-for-nothing-scam-artist-idiot!"