Statue

  A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening

thefront door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She
quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and dusted him with talcum powder."Don't
move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the
room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly."The Smiths
bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went
to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to
the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat something. I stood like an
idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a
glass of water."