Husband Wanted!

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to
get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that
read:

HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are
you?" the widow said. "Just look at you... You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run
around on you!"

"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in
bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang
the door bell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.