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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Irishman at the BallPark

An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, and then hits a double.
Everyone is on his feet screaming, "Run, Run!"
The next batter hits a single, and the Irishman listens as the crowd again cheers, "RUN, RUN!"
The Irishman enjoys the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by.
The umpire calls, "Walk"and the batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Irishman stands up and screams, "R-R-Run ye bastard, run!"
The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Irishman sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over, and explains, "He can't run -- he's got four balls."
The Irishman stands up and screams, "Walk with pride, lad,........walk with pride!"

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