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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Drug dealers and software developers - a comparison












Drug Dealers


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  • Refer to their clients as "users".

  • "The first one's free!"

  • Have important Asian connections.

  • Strange jargon:

    "Stick"

    "Rock"

    "Wrap"

    "E"

    "Stash"

    "Drive-by"

    "Hit (LSD)"

    "Source"

    "The Pigs"

  • Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to
    25-year-old market.

  • Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it
    doesn't work they want to kill you.

  • Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more
    potent product.

  • Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes

  • When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away,
    but may be expensive

  • A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.

  • Product causes unhealthy addictions.

  • Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars
    who depend on you.



Software Developers


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  • Refer to their clients as "users".

  • "Download a free trial version..."

  • Have important Asian connections.

  • Strange jargon: "SCSI"

    "RTFM"

    "Packet"

    "C"

    "Cache"

    "CTRL ALT DEL"

    "Hit (WWW)"

    "Source-code"

    "Microsoft"

  • Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to
    25-year-old market.

  • Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it
    doesn't work they want to kill you.

  • Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more
    potent products.

  • Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture
    capitalists and fund managers.

  • When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away,
    but may be expensive

  • A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.

  • DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...

  • Damn! DAMN!!!



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