Drug Dealers ----------------------------------- - Refer to their clients as "users".
- "The first one's free!"
- Have important Asian connections.
- Strange jargon:
"Stick"
"Rock"
"Wrap"
"E"
"Stash"
"Drive-by"
"Hit (LSD)"
"Source"
"The Pigs" - Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market. - Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it
doesn't work they want to kill you. - Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more
potent product. - Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes
- When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away,
but may be expensive - A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
- Product causes unhealthy addictions.
- Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars
who depend on you.
| Software Developers ----------------------------------- - Refer to their clients as "users".
- "Download a free trial version..."
- Have important Asian connections.
- Strange jargon: "SCSI"
"RTFM"
"Packet"
"C"
"Cache"
"CTRL ALT DEL"
"Hit (WWW)"
"Source-code"
"Microsoft" - Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to
25-year-old market. - Clients really like your stuff when it works.When it
doesn't work they want to kill you. - Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more
potent products. - Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture
capitalists and fund managers. - When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away,
but may be expensive - A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers.
- DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D...
- Damn! DAMN!!!
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