Bar Joke

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ..... 1 - The
bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3 - I'm a
6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The
woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight-lifter. 5
- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now
think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The
blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah...Not if
I'm gonna have to explain it five times."