3 Roses

Virginia goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find
out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three
roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the
doctor and says," I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation!"

"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is
from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The
second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the
operation done herself."

Who is the third rose from?" she asked.

"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears."