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Monday, October 31, 2005

Funny

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up
to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed
this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this
was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch
on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up,
we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the
gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

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